March 12, 2008

The Blog is Dead! Long Live the Blog!

Personal Trainer is going the way of all flesh. After several years running, it is time to move on to something else. It is not that I am weary of blogging; I am not, though there are weeks and even months when life creates a more demanding set of priorities. It is that the opportunity for something better has presented itself.

Personal Trainer was just that--one person named Trainer, and one person is a rather limited creature. The author of Ecclesiastes, when comparing life to a journey fraught with hazards both natural and nasty, extolls the virtues of companionship along the way. The opportunity that has crossed my path is just that--companionship.

I have always enjoyed blogs with more than one contributor. One can count on better quality on a consistent basis when more horses are in the harness. To my delight and great fortune, another author has decided to cast his lot with mine and join forces in blogdom. It seems clear to me that Personal Trainer needs to die in order for the best transition to occur. So this will be the last post on the blog and you are encouraged to join the ongoing conversation at ex vilis cathedra (from the cheap seats). Blog on and don't forget to change your links!

March 11, 2008

10 Reasons Why I Don't Care If You Read (or Don't Read) My Blog

I thought I would rise to Andy's challenge and come up with a quick response to his appeal in the comments of the previous post. Both of us need to get a life.

1. I'm only writing it for my narcissistic self anyway. You are just icing on the cake.

2. There are ten million other bloggers out there doing a better job than I am.

3. You could be doing something more valuable with your time.

4. I've already been crowned The King of the Blogs so your adoration is meaningless.

5. My wife doesn't read my blog so why should I care if anyone else does?

6. You don't pay me to write my blog.

7. I already get enough hits from people looking for a "Personal Trainer" on Google.

8. I enjoy having the higher rankings on places like Technorati...like 129,435...who needs number 1 with figures like that?

9. The real people are out there living in the real world. They don't have time to read blogs, and we won't even bring up the people that make comments.

10. And just to prove that I REALLY don't care if you read my blog, I am going to KILL IT!! Yep, that's right...drive a stake through it, dead as a door nail, assuming room temperature, dead.

But it would be nice if you would click here now and read this blog.

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A conversation at the beginning of the day. I am making my famous peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (with twice the amount of peanut butter and jelly required because that is the way I would like it) for the kid's lunches. Jay, age 12, is bent over the fridge reaching for a sealed plastic container of diced peaches.

"Dad, you didn't buy the right one. We told you to get the little metal tins."

"Well, I...."

Lauren, age 15, interrupts, "And you didn't get the right kind of applesauce either. You bought the store brand and we always get Motts."

Don't these kids know that just last night I was solving all the world's problems and being sought out for my well-crafted advice on sticky community and church issues? I had stopped at the store on the way home from a late meeting at their mom's request--a selfless hero. But it doesn't take much for me to see where I really fit in the world...right to the back of the lunch making bus, baby. If we let it, the mundane routine of the day will keep us in our place like that...relentlessly. In other, less important issues...

Groothius echoes some of the thoughts of Kevin Bauder recently on the development of Christian scholarship, and hits another home run with this post on a theology of listening. Try adding silence to your order of worship and see how long the congregation tolerates that.

Bet comes up with her own list of reasons for "Why I Don't Read Your Blog." She's got a really good list here and hits on a couple of my pet peeves...dark backgrounds, long posts (I am guilty sometimes), arguments to no end, etc.

This is painful reading...a guy thinks he threw his MacBook Air out with the trash.

Europe and unbelief.

"Go away!" Sometimes the best advice for would-be comforters.

March 10, 2008

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10 Reason I Don't Read Your Blog. I thought this was a pretty helpful read for those interested not only in blogging, but having people read their blogs as well.

Vision statements for churches. The benefits and pitfalls (mostly). Somehow the Church managed to survive a couple millennia without this little addition from corporate America. I don't mind sitting down and planning wisely for the future; the Sage admonishes us to go to the ant and who can deny that the godly woman of Proverbs 31 is looking down the road? However, it is dependence upon a vision statement and using it as a measurement of success or failure that is disconcerting.

Ligonier interviews Sinclair Ferguson. Their blog is off to a rousing start.

Londonistan. This reminds me of an actual conversation I read about somewhere on the web this weekend: A Londoner is traveling in the States and hops in a cab in NYC. The cabbie notices his accent and asks where home is. After hearing the Brit respond, "London," the quick-witted driver asks, "Shia or Sunni?"

Mass murderer in Jerusalem is declared a "holy martyr" by the Palestinian Authority.

I was tracking down links to my blog this weekend and noticed someone had used a bit of commentary I had written on Proverbs 26:4-5 on another blog, only the entry was in a foreign language. After a super quick perusal of the entry I said something about not being able to read French, but happy they could use my stuff and posted the comment. After I posted the comment I took a closer look at the language and noticed it was definitely not French, and after a little more research realized it was Romanian. Needless to say, the dumb American has once again embarrassed himself and they no doubt are having some fun at my expense...only I can't understand it. Anybody read Romanian?

And what will replace the SR-71 Blackbird? Maybe this.

March 09, 2008

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Img_5985Ohio has been hit by the Blizzard of '08 (though technically this may have been a borderline blizzard). Port Columbus measured 20+ inches on the ground--the greatest single event snow fall since 1898 in the Buckeye State. Most churches, to include ours, cancelled services this morning. I started shoveling the 200+ feet of our driveway early yesterday morning, but the wind and snow just came along behind me and erased my work. A kind neighbor plowed us out later in the afternoon. We've enjoyed having a good reason to stay huddled up in the house watching old movies and playing games.

A humorous take on the evolution of a worshipper.

The White Horse Inn's latest program is on the topic of Tradition and Traditionalism.

Oprah the guru. The book has sold 3.5 million copies and 500,000 have signed up for the online classes. People are sheeple and searching.

Ligonier has launched a new blog and Peacemakers joins blogdom as well. I believe it was the Ligonier blog that pointed me toward this thoughtful letter from John Newton to a friend about to engage in theological controversy with a fellow minister. If only we would be so thoughtful.

A peek under the sheets at the American media establishment.

The last surviving WW1 vet is honored by President Bush. Frank Buckles, who is now 107 years old, entered the service at age 15, served in the trenches of France, was captured by the Japanese during WW2, and has outlived the 24 million others that completed draft registration cards between 1873 and 1900.

The SR-71 Blackbird. Simply nothing compares. This is a well-wriiten piece by one of the elite few that flew the bird in harm's way. An excerpt:

One day, high above Arizona, we were monitoring the radio traffic of all the mortal airplanes below us. First, a Cessna pilot asked the air traffic controllers to check his ground speed. 'Ninety knots,' ATC replied. A twin Bonanza soon made the same request. 'One-twenty on the ground,' was the reply. To our surprise, a navy F-18 came over the radio with a ground speed check. I knew exactly what he was doing. Of course, he had a ground speed indicator in his cockpit, but he wanted to let all the bug-smashers in the valley know what real speed was 'Dusty 52, we show you at 525 on the ground,' ATC responded. The situation was too ripe. I heard the click of Walter's mike button in the rear seat. In his most innocent voice, Walter startled the controller by asking for a ground speed check from 81,000 feet, clearly above controlled airspace. In a cool, professional voice, the controller replied, 'Aspen 20, I show you at 1,742 knots on the ground.' We did not hear another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.

March 07, 2008

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I am off early this AM to work for Uncle Sam. His cohorts effectively block my access to the blog world all day, so have at it and here are a view links that make for interesting reading.

"Laudator Temporis Acti" (a praiser of time past) is a blog I enjoy. Shishkin's picture, Pine Trees Lit Up By the Sun, is a wonderful study in light.

C. J. Mahaney offers solid council for those in difficult times.

Al Mohler pens a quick response to the home schooling decision in California yesterday. An excerpt:

The court's decision states that California's compulsory education statute does not allow for parents to teach their own children as an exemption. Instead, the only teachers qualified to teach children under the law are those with official teaching credentials.

The decision is sending shockwaves across the homeschooling movement nationwide. In California alone, over 160,000 families homeschool their own children. Some believe that the number is actually far higher.

In an event, the requirement of teacher credentials has long been used by the public school systems and teacher unions as a ploy to shut down competition.

In the most important section of the court's ruling, the 3-judge panel ruled that California parents have no constitutional right to educate their own children.

Eurabia may be more fact than fiction.

Libya blocks a United Nations Security Council resolution condemning the brutal attack in Jerusalem yesterday.

Five great little web apps that may interest you. HT: Instapundit.

Happy B-day to Cornflakes...would you believe 1897?

March 05, 2008

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Michael Lawrence at 9Marks on social activism. Here is a quote in which I think he is dead-on:

It seems to me, anyway, that Reformed evangelicals' talk about social engagment is largely motivated by the correct sense that the Kingdom of God should be felt and seen wherever Christians are: in the workplace, at school, in the neighborhood, etc. But being creatures of modernity, we immediately think in terms of programs and strucutres, which leads us to the church, and wondering why the "organization" we're a part of isn't more engaged. The initial impulse is correct, but where it leads us is confused. It's not the church's responsibility to address the problem of homelessness in society at large (though it better make sure that it's own members aren't homeless!) It's Christians' responsibility, as servants of the King, individually and together, to address that issue, as we seek to display the saving reign of God in every sphere of life.

Workplace chaplaincy. We send out workplace chaplains from New Hope every week. See above.

Piper on the prosperity gospel.

Bob McCabe on global warming, I mean cooling.

Industrial evangelicalism versus art. An excerpt:

Technology is the new currency of evangelicalism. Churches define themselves with websites, billboards and logos. Pastoral image is imported directly from MTV and the Comedy Channel. The formation of spirituality is a matter of mass consumption. Spending money on image is doing missions in evangelicalism.

Evangelicalism is a market share, a brand, a consumer movement. Churches are the outposts of choice and a measure of how successful leadership can be in using the tools of a technological age to create a phony version of awe and wonder.

The church is cool. The hip people are there. The programming is hot. The sermon series is on sex. The disdain of the past is open. The connection to the church historic and catholic is minute and sometimes non-existent.

The new pastor is a brash creature of attitude. He stalks the stage. He hits the audience with words, jokes, wit and brash cultural analysis. He has contempt for other points of view. He has swagger, jokes, sex appeal. He is more Jon Stewart or Chris Rock than Lloyd-Jones or James Boice. (Thank God for Tim Keller several times a day.)

Evangelicalism is industrial. Technological. A culture of consumption, getting more, winning the game, having the best. One need not buy into the “prosperity gospel” to be part of a movement that advertises itself as young, hip, relevant, edgy, successful, hot and trend-setting.

Christian spirituality, however, is art. Creation. It is poetry, not the work of an assembly line. It is spiritual, not industrial. It is not produced by methodology purchased in a kit or acquired by subscription service. It is not the result of surveys or research. It is God’s Kingdom work, now as always.

I've heard of cows with guns, but Anglicans with guns? Click the vid.

March 03, 2008

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So a guy is studying Paul's letter to the Galatians, reading John Stott's The Cross of Christ, and listening to C. J. Mahaney preach on the atonement. He is compelled to write lyrics inspired by Christ's finished work and ultimately produce an album. Permeated with biblical content, theological vocabulary, and a robust Calvinism (one song, Mission Accomplished, is a straight-up defense of limited atonement), the lyrics are God-centered and full of the gospel. Only this album, The Atonement, is sure to put many off, for the genre is hip-hop. The artist is shai linne. You can watch him interviewed about his work here and here; he comments directly about the genre and his reasons for employing it...the creation of a "grimy cityscape" as a backdrop for the theme of Christ's crosswork is effective. You can read a review of the album by Tony Reinke on the Sovereign Grace blog here; you can also listen to one of the songs from the album. I have never listened to hip-hop. I am as conservative about music in worship as they come...accused of being liturgically bent even. But these lyrics against the backdrop of this sound and the interjection of audio bytes from Mahaney's sermons on the cross are worth hearing. This is not music to dance to--a point made by shai linne in the interview. This is music to make one think. Don't listen for it anytime soon on a Sunday at New Hope, but don't be surprised at that hip-hop beat drifting out of my car windows either--ever the eclectic. The album is available on itunes. UPDATE: Phil Ryken warns you to be prepared for heavy doses of Romans while listening.

No gender neutrality in the RC church. Get baptized in the name of the Father or don't get baptized at all. In a statement released on Feb 29, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith said variations or approximations of the words “Father, Son and Holy Ghost” were impermissible. Persons baptized in the name of the “Creator, Redeemer and Sustainer” were to be treated as being “unbaptized” under Catholic Canon law. The only point being that resistance to political correctness persists and is appreciated amidst a church world bent on cultural appeasement.

Yes! The Red Army Chorus singing "Sweet Home Alabama" along with the Leningrad Cowboys. Great hair too. They just do things different on the other side of the pond. HT: The Corner. One poster said, "This is why we won The Cold War."

Ink jet printers...how much do they really cost you?

This is a great little site designed to shrink long urls when you are posting them in a blog or sending them to friends. For example, in the link directly above, the original url was: http://blog.eogn.com/eastmans_online_genealogy/2008/03/how-much-does-a.html. I tossed it into the "Tiny URL" engine and got: http://tinyurl.com/2pmayb. A huge improvement. Give it a whirl.

March 02, 2008

some truly emergent devotional writing

Qoheleth believes there is a time when it is far better to think on death than life. If given a choice, he'd opt for a visit to the funeral home over an episode of Seinfeld. Proof? The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth (Ecclesiastes 7:4). In light of this text, I invite you to read a moving piece from John Donne's Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions (1623), XVII: Nunc Lento Sonitu Dicunt, Morieris - "Now, this bell tolling softly for another, says, to me: Thou must die."

Donne's "emergent occasion" is an ongoing struggle with serious illness. Before his life ends he will have buried a wife and six of twelve children. He writes from the depths and it shows. You're probably familiar with the phrase, "for whom the bell tolls," but see it placed within its very rich context.

Perchance he for whom this bell tolls may be so ill, as that he knows not it tolls for him; and perchance I may think myself so much better than I am, as that they who are about me, and see my state, may have caused it to toll for me, and I know not that.

The church is Catholic, universal, so are all her actions; all that she does belongs to all.

When she baptizes a child, that action concerns me; for that child is thereby connected to that body which is my head too, and ingrafted into that body whereof I am a member.

And when she buries a man, that action concerns me: all mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language; and every chapter must be so translated; God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by war, some by justice; but God's hand is in every translation, and his hand shall bind up all our scattered leaves again for that library where every book shall lie open to one another.

As therefore the bell that rings to a sermon calls not upon the preacher only, but upon the congregation to come, so this bell calls us all; but how much more me, who am brought so near the door by this sickness.

There was a contention as far as a suit (in which both piety and dignity, religion and estimation, were mingled), which of the religious orders should ring to prayers first in the morning; and it was determined, that they should ring first that rose earliest.

If we understand aright the dignity of this bell that tolls for our evening prayer, we would be glad to make it ours by rising early, in that application, that it might be ours as well as his, whose indeed it is.

The bell doth toll for him that thinks it doth; and though it intermit again, yet from that minute that this occasion wrought upon him, he is united to God.

Who casts not up his eye to the sun when it rises? but who takes off his eye from a comet when that breaks out? Who bends not his ear to any bell which upon any occasion rings? but who can remove it from that bell which is passing a piece of himself out of this world? No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main.

If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

Neither can we call this a begging of misery, or a borrowing of misery, as though we were not miserable enough of ourselves, but must fetch in more from the next house, in taking upon us the misery of our neighbours.

Truly it were an excusable covetousness if we did, for affliction is a treasure, and scarce any man hath enough of it. No man hath affliction enough that is not matured and ripened by it, and made fit for God by that affliction. If a man carry treasure in bullion, or in a wedge of gold, and have none coined into current money, his treasure will not defray him as he travels. Tribulation is treasure in the nature of it, but it is not current money in the use of it, except we get nearer and nearer our home, heaven, by it.

Another man may be sick too, and sick to death, and this affliction may lie in his bowels, as gold in a mine, and be of no use to him; but this bell, that tells me of his affliction, digs out and applies that gold to me: if by this consideration of another's danger I take mine own into contemplation, and so secure myself, by making my recourse to my God, who is our only security.

March 01, 2008

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Everyone and their mother is going to post the latest e-journal from 9Marks, so I might as well join the crowd. This issue covers the tension between gospel unity and gospel purity. The list of participants is encouraging; the ideas exchanged helpful. I'll try to spend some more dedicated time on this issue next week. Here is the .pdf.

The anatomy of a stroke...a view from the inside. A neuroanotomist describes in intimate detail what she experienced as her body shut down over a period of four hours. She says, "In that moment I knew that I was no longer the choreographer of my life." It's nice when one can get to that conclusion sans stroke.

Jollyblogger posts a couple funny preacher vids.

Polyamory. Always fun to learn a new vocabulary word--not. Actually, the word appeared on this blog in July of 2005.

Life and death in an airplane above Argentina. You'll have to have a unique sense of humor to enjoy this.

February 29, 2008

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James Kushiner comments on the other end of the religious affections spectrum.

A hermeneutics quiz. In the spirit of full disclosure, I scored a 56, which is rated "a moderate." The strength for the moderate position: the voice of reason and open-mindedness; the weakness: charges of inconsistency and struggles in the process of interpretation. Read more about the scoring here. To be taken with a grain of salt.

Victor Davis Hanson takes a look at the world in 2009. It's not a very friendly place.

A deal has apparently been brokered in Kenya. Let us hope.

In India a mom gives unexpected birth to her premature baby on a train...over a toilet...that opens directly onto the tracks...the mother passes out...two hours later they find the newborn on the tracks...the three pound tough-as-nails little girl is expected to live. My thought after being thankful she made it was...how would you like to live near those tracks? I'll take my chances under planes that drop frozen waste out of the sky.

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February 27, 2008

OBX

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I am sitting in a diner named Grits Grill along the Outer Banks in North Carolina (OBX for those in the know). It is early in the morning, so breakfast is served. It is the off-season, so the tables and booths are full of locals. It is the south, so they know one another and say, "Hey Ya'll," (pronounced with at least four syllables) when someone they recognize, or have never seen in their life for that matter, comes through the double glass doors. It is really the south, so the grits are white and creamy and tasty with nothing added and the waitresses wear t-shirts with "No Grits, No Glory" emblazoned on the back.

This is a typical coastal tourist town. The colorful beachfront homes are raised over garages and topped by small decks facing the ocean. Most of them appear empty except for the occasional carpenter working to get the premises ready for the seasonal flood of northern sun worshipers. The stores that sell t-shirts (4 for $20), surfboards, swimsuits, shells, bumper stickers, ships-in-bottles, postcards, and flasks of sand, are open, but their expansive parking lots are empty save for a single car parked near the front door. I can't help but think of some high school dropout manning the silent cash register and wishing he or she was sitting behind a desk in school conjugating verbs. Sand piles up along sidewalks, fills nooks and crannies, and buries unused steps that lead toward barren beaches. If OBX was in Arizona there would be tumbleweed blowing between the parked boats and under the signs over empty businesses that read, "C'yall in April."

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Despite all of this deadness, there is an ever-present sound that is like the distant hum of a small plane. It is the beating of the ocean on the cold beach and I am keenly aware of it. On Monday I was in Cowtown, Ohio. It was midwinter. There was snow on the ground and ice on my windows. In a short ten hours I was transfigured from slogging through snow to sifting through sand. From hearing the scrape of shovel on concrete to listening enraptured as surf met shore all nightlong. As soon as possible, I am walking down the beach in absolute solitude...literally miles of the OBX shore all mine...the changing colors of the sky and sea, the shuffling head-down stroll looking for shells and sea stuff, the curvy walk as one plays tag with incoming surf, the longing glance "out there" and the desire to wander, the trolling dolphins, and the constant, steady rhythm of the waves beating back all rival sounds. I drink in great draughts with all my senses knowing this is but a little oasis in a great, beckoning-day-after-tomorrow winter desert that will reclaim me like the forest an abandoned campsite.

Which brings me back to the Grits Grill. An older couple greets a middle-aged pair of ladies as they are seated a couple tables away. The chatter quickly turns to the day's events and the ladies announce they are headed to a distant metropolis large enough to sport a mighty fine mall they can't wait to stroll and peruse. The older couple voices their pleasure at the prospect and announces that said mall possesses enough floor space to accomplish their daily walking regimen. In fact, they would like to move to an apartment over a mall so they can walk and shop everyday. The middle-age ladies voice their pleasure at such a prospect as walking, exercising, and shopping all at the same time. They talk as if there is no place else to walk. As if there are not miles of empty beach a few hundred yards away. "If I lived here," I am saying to myself, "I would be on that beach everyday."

Really?

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Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm." Kinda gets outside of my neat little box. Witherington will do that to you. The guy is also a commentary machine.

An older article, but a good one by John & Noel Piper on the family at worship. This is apropos to us, having just let Children's Church go the way of all flesh at New Hope. There is so much to be gained by families worshiping together and the Pipers nail it, as well as provide many practical tips for those parenting in the pew.

Episcopal belligerence on display in a list of "Ten Suggestions for Resisting Parishes, Pastors and Laypeople in the Episcopal Church." The comment thread is a good read as well. #11 could be "Go join a church that believes the Bible," but then this is a list for those thinking they are called to stay and fight. How much and how long do you love your church?

I think my kids ought to try this in a few years. Graduate from college, move out of the house with $25, and attempt to have an apartment, a vehicle, and $2500 in the bank by the end of the first year. Sounds like a plan. I've already told my two urchins that a portion of their first several paychecks goes toward replacing all the things they've broken over the years. I haven't even brought up tuition repayment yet...that's part of my retirement plan.

Computer love. Guy buys an unopened Apple II on ebay for $2553 then promptly opens it so that he can play Oregon 2 and be overcome by waves of 80s nostalgia. Mad money and mad Mac users--a dangerous combination.

Somebody got to my blog last night with this entry in the google search engine: "how to flirt with a personal trainer." That's got to be the best one yet.

February 26, 2008

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Jonathan Leeman reviews Why We Are Not Emergent by Pastor Kevin De Young and parishioner Ted Kluck. I don't get this review, but I may get the book (read it to get it). Whatever. The book has an official webpage here.

Os Guinness with what Doug Groothius says is the definitive review of Franky Schaeffer's latest book Crazy for God. Guinness apparently spent three years at L'Abri and so writes from the perspective of one who was there.

A tragic story of faith abandoned in this review of Reasons to Believe: One Man's Journey Among the Evangelicals and the Faith He Left Behind by John Mark. HT: Hans.

I know my fair share of chaplains that sound just like this. The chaplaincy was long ago secularized in public institutions, be it the military, a hospital, or a prison. That is not to say there are not rays of light out there piercing the darkness.

February 25, 2008

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C. Michael Patton finishes his emergent series with this list: "Top Twenty Signs You are Taking This Emerging Thing Too Far."

Andy Naselli rounds up Kevin Bauder's series on Fundamentalism & Scholarship nicely.

A Buckeye fan in Iraq. One of my Michigan friends (pardon the oxymoron there) claims the kid must have been waterboarded.

If you are 50 years old and you need one of these, but you've been putting it off, this may change your mind. A hilarious read.

Soanya is off the schooner Anne at Day 306. Sea sickness in the Southern Ocean eventually put an early end to her voyage. Reid sails on in solitude, aiming for 1000 days.

February 22, 2008

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S. M. Hutchens comments on crying babies during the worship service in this blog entry entitled, "Suffer the Little Children." I am fortunate enough not to be overly distracted by what's happening "out there," but others may bring some distraction to my attention and say, "Didn't you notice...?" Nope. Well, I'm busy at that particular time...trying to put into practice a freshman speech principle that I was forced to memorize along with several others I forget..."the effective speaker must be totally consumed with his message" (so much so that he does not notice crying babies). I like kids in the service, the younger the better, believing they can be taught to sit quietly or stay occupied in some moderate activity. Babies are another thing, but most parents know when to hit the panic button and exit stage right. A few things we've found helpful...an infant nursery with a window that allows mothers to continue to see the service while in the nursery, a children's sermon now and then, bulletin inserts designed for kids, an illustration here or there aimed at that demographic, etc. The church family must know what is expected of children during worship and leadership must work to help parents accomplish the stated goal. The little book, "Parenting in the Pew" by Robbie Castleman is helpful along these lines.

It is now possible to donate online to the Tumaini Children's Home in Shadi, Tanzania. Just click the link along the left hand column.

Some of this stuff is just too good: Free gas for Jesus. Along with free brownies and slurpies. And don't miss the Elvis impersonator later in the article. On another not so prosperous note, Mac Hammond has to sell his private jet. Wonder how he is going to get the gospel out? And finally, so glad to see the NFL has reversed its Super Bowl Party restriction. We can finally get back to authentic ministry.

Victor Davis Hanson on the "Swooner Crooner Election." A nice summary.

500 years of women in art. The first 400 years or so is pretty impressive.